I am Meiding
just a normal guy who has nothing in special
My life is normal too, with boring things keep repeating everyday
I want to become a superman who can save the world
but I can't fly
and don't have the gut to wear the red underwear like that
I dream of a gangster life like in Infernal Affairs film
but now carrying guns is illegal
So at the end of the day, Meiding is still a very normal Meiding
I can be a little bit quirky but never feel sad or be desperated
I laugh most of the time
My biggest dream is to become rich in short time
That's why I buy lottery tickets everyday
This is the story of my life
that I want to tell you all
Translator: TinaFilan (YO)
Editor/Encoder: Erim Yuuram
to: Bl Facebook Group
Hey, classmate, are you in 502 too?
Yeah, that's right
Then we will be roommates from now on
I am Lee Ming
Ah, I'm Meiding
According to my judgement,
this guy looks like an otaku
Everyday he spends most of the time on computer doing things and stuff
But in general, he is a good guy
So what will my life in this university turn into?
Still no luck today, wonder why I had those kind of stupid dreams
Hey, are you roommate with Lee Ming?
You guys was watching porn again last night right?
I don't mind that ,but it was really late and you turned the volume so loud,
I couldn't sleep
No, it was not....
Ok ok classmate , too much masturbation is not good
be more careful, ok?
Lee Ming,stop watching dirty stuff, open the door!
Meiding, what are you yelling?
Sorry, w-wrong room
What?
Meiding, can I ask you a favor?
Why should I help you?
If you help me, then all these lottery tickets are yours
eh eh
What do you want?
very simple
Some fujoshi chicks of mine
want to know if An Ziyan likes boys or girls
fujoshi?
Yes, fujoshi
Just that?
Yes, just that
OK
Hey, wait
On the table first
Only when you give me the answer
then you can have them
Hey, classmate, wait
I have a question.
Huh?
that...
Do you like boys?
Hey, don't misunderstand
I don't fall for you
Someone asked me to ask you that
I haven't said anything yet
So do you like boys or girls?
I
AM OK WITH BOTH
Eh, why do you like men?
Hey, wait
Is it because
when you take their clothes off
you recognize that 'part' just the same as yours,
it makes you feel close to them,
therefore you love them too right?
Are you an idiot?
An Ziyan, your taste is very hardcore, you know?
How did it go?
Quickly, say it
An Ziyan said he had no interest in boys
No way
Are you sure?
Of course, he said that by himself
It seems like those fantasies of your fujoshi chicks cannot become true
Then I can have a chance with those girls
Look at yourself again, dude
What did you just say?
I....
Bad mouth, bad mouth
you fool
Hey!!
Where are my lottery tickets?
Ask your dinosaur, he ate them all.
hey!, you....
Classmate, can I use the toilet?
NO
hey
Classmate, can I use the bathroom?
NO
Classmate...
NO
Classmate, some sympathy for this person, please?
I said no
Hey, wait, wait, wait
How can you treat your kind, sweet neighborhood like this, huh?
I dare you to crash my hand with that door
Why didn't you moved your hand?
I thought you wouldn't do it
Can I come in now?
Come then
There is an oinment bottle in my room. Go and get it
Hurry up
So annoying!
Classmate, what are you looking for?
The oinment jar
The oinment jar?
Why?
You live alone here?
Let me do it
Let go of my hand
Hey, it hurts
Do you know how to do it?
it Hurts, it hurts, ouch. Can you be more gentle?
It'll hurt either way
It hurts, hurts
huurts!!
You're not gentle at all even it already swollen like this
So annoying, shut up your mouth!
Yo, go back already?
So what? It's fucking hurt here
You are fast, take a bath already?
Of course the first time would hurt a lot
Eh, what happened with your hand?
Nothing
I still remember that day when you cheated on me
I still remember that day when I left you and went away
But now, there is something wrong
I don't even know why there are butterflies in my stomach
or it seems like something is burning inside my heart
For the moment I see your smile once again
I know that my heart has already skipped a beat
Hey, An Ziyan
Hey
Oh my, the music is so noisy
and you still keep saying hey hey hey
Why don't you let me sleep in peace, huh?
Just bring them back to my room, thank you.
I didn't say I would do that
My finger got hurt because of you.
Can you just help me and bring them back to the dorm?
I helped you with the oinment, didn't I?
Hey, you call that help?
hey!
Wait for me
I'm going first
Eh, wait, wait...
Hey, Maiding,
wanna have lunch together?
Not hungry, you go alone
Classmate, wanna have lunch together?
No
Come on, it's only lunch meal
You're so damn annoying
If you get to know me better, you will understand I'm not that annoying
Maiding, haven't you said that you didn't want to have lunch?
Just not with you, dude
Should we share the money or the meal is on you?
Go to hell
Hey, what are you doing?
Do you really want to die?
Where the hell are you touching at?
How can I know where you put that "thing" in?
In your stupid head then?
Here, take this card
Hey, I guess you still know nothing about me, right?
Let me introduce myself
I am Maiding,
male, single, 17 years old
height: 1m88
Do you think I'm blind?
Eh, I'm a Gemini, parents still alive,
hate cilantro
love caffee without sugar
hate bitter melon because it's bitter,
very uncomfortable to eat
I am very optimistic, have strong will
My biggest dream is to become rich in one night
That's why I buy lottery tickets everyday.
However...How about you?
hey
I am still a virgin
Don't make me vomit
The reason why I want to be friend with An Ziyan
is that I just want my life to be more exciting
Then in the future,
I can tell all my grandchildren in confidence
that their grandpa used to have a bisexual friend, too
An Ziyan, you should be exhausted now, right?
An Ziyan, come on. An Ziyan, come on....
Good morning, everybody
Stand up straight!
Ready?
Everybody is here, right?
No hardworking, no strenuous
that mean you guys didn't try your best
Today,is the day you guys learn how to strengthen your will
Why are you laughing?
What's so funny?
What do you want?
Everybody, ready
Stand up straight
Head to the right
Back to the front
Look straight forward
No holding pants, understood?
No moving
Not feeling well?
If not then tell me, ok?
Feel tired? Just tell me then
No looking around
Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you ok? Maiding, Maiding?
Wake up. Bring him to the inffirmary
Feel comfortable, huh? It's afternoon already
Why are you here?
We just had a break, i thought
you haven't had lunch yet so I bought these things
The teacher said
you can only absent this afternoon, not the evening
I'm going first
bye bye
Why didn't you help me?
Aren't we buddies?
Sir, this guy stood in the wrong position.
Why are you staying there?
You are shorter. Go to the right
Li Ming!
Did you steal my underwear?
Why the hell would I do that?
You think your underwear was made by gold?
Then where is it?
How can I know?
Maybe you flushed it down the toilet
No way
It's a squat toilet
Classmate, wait for me
Will you miss the teachers?
No
Then you will miss our memorable friendship during this military training?
No way
Right now you must feel very comfortable inside your pants right?
What are you saying?
I left that underwear inside my pants by accident
I'm wearing another one, not that.
Sponge Bob, how ridiculous it is
Stop it, I didn't choose it by myself
my mom bought it
hey
Hello?
What? You can't go now?
How can you do this all in a sudden?
Please, go with me honey
Oh, Ok Ok Ok Ok
Uh, I know uh
Here, for you
2 tickets, who should I go with?
Liar
How about... you go with me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't watch movie with guys
Then who should I go with?
Liar, you are lying
You have An Ziyan, haven't you?
Classmate, wanna see a movie together?
Don't want to
Please
the movie is good
The Croods
So childish
I like the main character, very manly
Pervert
Go with me, please
Or else
I will tell everyone that you are bisexual
Whatever
An Ziyan, open the door
An Ziyan
An Ziyan, open up
An Ziyan, An Ziyan,An Ziyan
Ok, I will go with you
but under one condition
Ok, what is it?
Don't bother me anymore
Let's go
It started
It's good, isn't it?
Lets go
Hey, what is your type of man?
I don't love men
what?
Didn't you say ...
...you are ok with both?
You believed in everything I said?
You fool, just go,
or else we'll go back late
Everybody, be quiet.
The class starts now
Our lecture today is about producers
What is a producer?
A producer is responsible for the whole plan of the project.
Sometimes they also have to work with other business partners....
Thank you
My boyfriend and I have loved each other for a long time
But recently he seems very strange
I don't know if he had someone else beside me
We are not even in the same university.
I...
Don't cry
I know
but it makes me feel so upset, I couldn't hold it
That guy is not good for you
You shouldn't cry for him anymore
You will find a better one
It's none of your business
It's my stuff, I know what's best for me
You have no right to tell me what to do
You even told me I should fine another one.
What the hell was that for?
I don't like you. Why don't you look at yourself then
You think you are that fucking good?
Anyone is ok except you!
Still sad about that thing?
Does it worth?
An Ziyan
huh?
I'm really upset
Some people deserve to receive our consolation, some are not
You think everybody will appreciate your kindness?
This world is not that great, you know
Still wanna dream high?
Just live your life good
don't put pressure on yourself
Then why did you comfort me?
Who said that?
Gonna have lunch now
Where to?
Who told you to go?
Hey, don't be so selfish
Go away
Then how can I hear you?
Am I that ugly?
So ugly that you don't even want to look at me?
Just tell me the truth
Don't wanna, just eat
It would be good if I were handsome like you
I could have a new girlfriend everyday
They would hang out with me
and sleep by my side
are not you afraid of STD?
A guy like you
don't understand what I'm thinking
I am like....uhm...
...ya
the male version of Cinderella
My life is gloomy
but there is no godmother helping me
I'm busy, must go first
oh
Maiding
Do you really understand those fairy stories?
Just as I expected,
An Ziyan and his good looking
has become very popular among other students
But the strangest thing is that
the more cold-hearted he looks
the more all those girls fall in love with him
I am so friendly,
so sociable like this but all I have is their ignorance
Classmate, your love letters
Why did you throw them away?
Don't wanna waste my time
What do you mean wasting your time?
It's about the social relationship between people too
If you keep behaving like this
you will cause trouble for yourself
It's none of your business
We are good friends
of course I am worry about your love life too
Maiding
Huh?
I have a girlfriend
So you already have a girlfriend
Why didn't you say so?
She must be very hot
It's normal for a handsome guy like you to have a hot girlfriend
Then I'll go first
An Ziyan has a girlfriend
So what?
You can still have a chance with him
Long absent, soon forgotten
You fool
Why should I do that?
We are just friends
Friends?
Have you seen your own face when you look at An Ziyan?
It's like you wanna say
Oh, please hold me tight
Oh, please kiss me more
Oh, please open my legs wide
You stupid jerk,
stop saying bullshit
An Ziyan and I?
Are you blind?
We are both guys, dude
I don't know if he's straight or not
at least I know I am
And when I was watching AV
my little brother down here also had erection, you know?
Then, will you tell me that you don't feel anything for An Ziyan?
Ah, I'm not talking about that kind of friendship feeling
How can I like him?
He is a guy
It's not funny at all
An Ziyan, you bastard
You are rich, so what?
You are handsome, so what?
You are...
Who are you yelling at?
None of your business, go away
Hey, really?
Don't you have anything to say?
Ignoring me? I'm talking to you
Why are you so angry?
You crazy
I hadn't been angry with anyone
nor had met a bastard like you
Li Ming, what makes you think that I love An Ziyan?
Why are you so agitated? Let go of your hand!
Wait for awhile
What are you doing man!
Wait for awhile
Unknowingly, you will remember about this person.
You will remember the person when you see something that is related to him.
You will just smile unconsciously when you think of him.
You will care about that person’s viewpoint.
You will wish that he noticed you.
You will act more feminine (more like a girl) in front of him.
Or more like a boy (masculine)
You will unconsciously move closer to that person.
Understand already -.-
En, I know.
An Ziyan
Why did I meet you?
Why did I pay attention to you?
why did i became your friend?
Why did I like you?
Why did you lie to me?
Why didn't you tell me you have a girlfriend?
Have you ever thought about my feelings?
Oh god
PERVEEERT!!!!!!!
hey!
Maiding
Why are you avoiding me?
You fool
Let me go
Or I'll yell out
Yell my ass, you big lousy mouth
Isn't it because of what I said that night?
What did you say?
You didn't hear anything?
Hear what?
why didn't you say so before?
Let's go, my treat for today's lunch
I'm hungry
Tonight is Lee Ming's birthday party
Lee Ming invited some of his friends to a restaurant
Of course I was there too
And I soon realized
that. despite of being an otaku,he had lots of female friends
I had no idea what those girls were thinking
What exactly is their standard for boys?
A Ming
do you think An Ziyan will like me?
I'm more beautiful than other girls too
Yeah, our Zi Ruo is actually really good
You have no chance, girl
An Ziyan has a girlfriend
Let's drink together, shall we?
Don't flirt on me, I am no longer straight
Let's drink
OK
Hey, today is my birthday
What the hell is that long face for?
Let me drink with you
(Maiding)
(I have a girlfriend)
Thank you everybody for coming here today
You're welcome
Being your friend is very miserable
Don't you know that?
I am...
eh ehhhh
Uh, about this... It's late already, you guys should go home then
Do you need us to take him home too?
I think so. He is very drunk, cannot go by himself anyway
I'm ok
No need to. I'll call his relative to pick him up
You guys just go home first, ok?
Acha, it's enough
Keep drinking, come on....
Aizzz, enough
Stop! Right now
An Ziyan
Shut up
Wanna fight now?
Shit! Wake up, you drunk bastard
I'm not An Ziyan, it's Li Ming
Impossible,Li Ming is very ugly, but you...
Aizzzz, do you believe that I will leave you here?
No problem, hehehe....
Hello, Xiaoran?
Ah, can you go to room 501?
and tell Ziyan that Maiding is in the restaurant nearby.
He's really drunk
Uh, uh, that's right
Uhm, ok. Thank you, bye
Maiding, Maiding
I'm not drunk
Stop moving, stay still
Ok, I'm not moving
Good boy, good good
He is not here by my side....
Who got him drunk like this?
He got drunk by himself
Get up now
Shit, don't make me angry
Who are you?
You wanna kill me huh?
Ya, so what?
Why are you angry with me?
I feel so dizzy
Serve you right
It's your fault, you bastard
So annoying, get in
Where are we going?
My house
Why am I so unlucky like this?
Never win a lottery before
Has God forgotten about me?
If not, then why haven't he helped me for once
so that I can finally have a good fortune
What do you need money for?
Lots of things
Travelling to Maldives, for example
buying a mansion
and doing a full gold teeth jewelery
Is that all?
But An Ziyan,
Even if I won the lottery
and had to use all of the money ,I'd definitely spend it on you,
so that you could always stay by my side
You think I am that easy to buy?
But if it's not money
then I don't know how to make you stay with me
Sorry for bothering you
You don't have to worry about me
After taking a nap in the car
I feel better now
I will find a motel room
How can I let you stay in a motel room?
I know we are friends but you don't have to....
Stop pretending,I'm tired of hearing that,
It really annoy me
Are you a dead fish?
Why did you kiss me?
Satisfied? Take a bath
Where is the guest room?
Come here
What for?
Give me your first time
Talking dirty, have you no shame?
Didn't you say you like me?
You've known everything, still you lied to me?
What do you want? Making fun of me?
Uh, I like you
You can feel weird, disgusted or whatever
even if you don't wanna be friend with me
I will still like you
You've already seen me as a joke from the beginning
I'm tired, I'm leaving now
You can't just come and go
What is it now?
What do you want?
Hey, gonna rape me?
hey, don't
I do it on my own. I do it on my own.
Anyway, I have no regrets anymore by giving my first time to the person I like.
What are you doing?
Leaving, it'll be bad if your girlfriend see me here
She's studying abroad in America
Uhm...
So what are we now?
What do you think?
How can I know that?
As if you would agree with what I'll say
Just tell me then
I wanna be your boyfriend
Ok
You look handsome, many people like you...
... why choose me?
You look normal
no one likes you anyway....
...why can't I?
You are crazy!!!
He likes me
Is it real?
Does it make sense?
He's that An Ziyan
Why do I need to worry that much?
He still likes me anyway
Shit, lost again
Hey, Maiding
how was An Ziyan in bed?
What the hell are you talking about?
An Ziyan and I...
Stop denying
you should look at your slutty face right now
Don't worry, I'll keep it in secret
Don't you think it's weird to fall for a guy?
How weird? It's 2014 now, you stupid
So did you guys....
really did it????
Not even I slept with him
but we are also going to have a date too
Are you sure he is serious with you?
I think so...
How about his girlfriend?
Yeah, how about her?
I'm the one who ask here, dude
I have no idea, too
You have no clue, then how can I know?
I forgot to ask An Ziyan
He won't play the "be on both sides of the fence" game, right?
Let me tell you this, you can have An Ziyan by your side is good enough
Don't worry about that chick
Just have fun with each other, ok?
I'm not that kind of person
I must ask him clearly
Men feel annoyed with people like you the most, you know?
Take that away
What are you doing?
Folding clothes, tomorrow is holiday, man
Holiday? What holiday?
The national independence day, 7 days off school
Don't tell me you don't remember that?
Oh shit, I forgot
No wonder why my mom told me to go home several days ago
I thought I could stay away from her for a few more days
How can you let your mom control you like that...
What did you say?
Ah, nothing.
I said how can you have a good mom like that
Why standing here?
Waiting to have lunch together
It's what lovers usually do
What kind of attitude is that?
What now?
Pretending as if nothing has happened?
Whatever
From now on I warn you
I'm not the kind of guy who get dumped easily
As if no one knew that
Can you slow down a bit?
It's your problem, not mine
What the hell? Why can't you be nice to me?
I want to warn you too
To you,
I'll always be like this
Just fucking throw that away if you don't want it
It'll be very wasteful
I thought you wanna eat that
Hey, we are in a relationship now
At least treat me a little bit more special
You can sit in front of me, is special enough
What the hell is that so special about?
Hey, do you have any plans for the 7-day holiday?
No
Tomorrow I will take the 3-hour bus to go home, can you see me off?
Let me think
What else to think?
A lot
Is there anything more important than me?
A lot
There is something I have to say
What are you going to do with your girlfriend?
What's with her?
What do you mean "What's with her"?
You are kidding, right?
Apparently you're dating me now
and you still do this sneaky thing behind her back
It's not what a man should do
You don't have the right to say that
I'm not finished yet
if you still be a player like this
i think we should break up
My love for you is not that selfish
How determine you are!
Uhm
I just want you to love only me
I don't want to share our love with anyone else
Are you sure?
Uh
What are you doing?
Dump her
Hey, don't tell her I'm the one who stole her boyfriend, remember?
I don't know if she would come back from America,
just to have a revenge on me
Angry women are very dangerous
Hello, how's it going?
Miss me already, my hubby?Chessy
What's wrong with that?
You ruthless, still remember to call me huh?
You've only called me several time since I went to America
Xiaosi, let's break up
I think it doesn't matter if we break up or not
but this person want me to say it
Who is that person?
This person is Maiding
Male
An Ziyan, finally this day has come
You actually fall in love
and it's with a man
Shut up!
what? We just broke up and you no longer want to talk to me, huh?
Ah, I also have a few words for your Maiding here
Be careful or I will steal An Ziyan from you
Before hanging up, let me call you my hubby one more time
We have been together for 4 years anyway, right?
Hubby my ass
So, that's it?
Didn't she said that you guys have been together for 4 years?
And just being dumped like that now?
She had no problem even when she knew that I was a guy
She is too kind to be honest
That's why she could become my girlfriend
Who is that?
It's me, open the door
Hey, I have to go now. Can you see me off?
Why is that so important...
Wake up
I won't go if you don't get up
Get up now!
Don't force me
Or else you'll regret it
The taxi is here, get in
Uh
Hey, I still don't have your phone number
Don't put your damn head out. Do you wanna die??
I came home for the holiday, yet you still make me do house chores
You guys are so unreasonable!
It's a child's duty to help their parents. Why are you complaining?
Hello, who's speaking?
You dumb ass, don't you know who is calling?
How do you know my number?
That night after we 'did' it, I saved your number
when you were in the bathroom
'Did' what?Can you use another fine word?
Ok, after we 'hooked up'
An Ziyan, you're doing it on purpose, right?
Beside 'did' and 'hook up', do you have anything more delicate to say?
Then after I 'fucked' you
I...
Hey, spare me some time tomorrow
for what?
Date
Ok, tomorrow I will take the bus to your house, wait for me then
Ah, another thing...
Are you having a girlfriend?
Girlfriend? No, I'm not
Don't lie to me
You are an adult now, it's normal to have a girlfriend
I'm not that old-fashioned, you can tell me anything
No mom, really
Let me see her when you find a good one, ok?
I know
An Ziyan, where are we going?
Come and you will know
Oh, now you want to keep it in secret
What is it this time? Doing something dubious?
You don't have to suprise me
If the beginning and the ending are romantic enough, then it is ok for me
Health check is over there
2 tickets, please
Yes
Come over there, please
Why are you shaking? Just go
My lady, don't panic!!!
Don't want to, won't jump, don't wanna, don't wanna...
So noisy
Don't wannaaaa....
Get in the car
Can we call that a real date now?
So that was your real date, huh?Not easy like that. I must reconsider..
Reconsider?
Good evening, sir. Please follow me in...
Can I take your order sir?
Beef ribs, please
The same as his, please
How do you want it to be cooked?
7-3 (Medium)
10-0
Just said Well done, why 10-0?
Thank you, please wait
An Ziyan, how old are you?
Why so late?
Travelling for several years
How rich you are!
Eh, then you got your car license after you came back here?
I have no license
No license?
You dare to drive without a car license?
Don't you afraid of getting in trouble?
Do I have to drink?
Why not?
Let me do it myself
I almost die today, thanks to you
Even though the restaurant is very nice and romantic
it can't console the pain that stays deep down inside my soul
Then just let it become a scar
What the hell?
Today I spent 3 hours on bus so that I can be with you
do you regret dating a guy like me now?
You even dragged me to that damn place
Is your brain a turning table?
Talking non-stop all day
I don't need you to judge me
Hey, An Ziyan
It seems like you can do everything, right?
There's one thing that I can't do
What is it?
Want to hear?
uh
Come over
I can not hurt you
Eh, people may see us
Eh, why is no one here tonight?
Tonight this place belongs to only you and me
Why are you here?
What does that mean?Can't I come?
I'm going to get a driving license, I want you to teach me
What for?
Such guys like you are bad examples for this country
I can drive you to everywhere when I get one
You? An uke?
What do you mean? You're so patriarchal
No
Even if I beg you?
Doesn't matter
Later we're also going to move in together
It's too soon to talk about that
How about this?
You teach me to drive, I'll do the house chores in 1 month
I can hire a housekeeper instead
Beside that,
in 1 month, you can 'do' me anytime you like
What are you doing?
Agreed!
What are you looking for? Wear seat belt, sit up straight
Pull the brake, turn the power on
What? Where is the brake?
That big one
Uh, this one?
Yah, start the engine
Pull the clutch in, the D one
Release the parking brake, push the gas pedal, hold the volant and go straight forward
Can you be more specific?
No, that's it
To the right, right
Then to the left
Can you just follow the straight line?
I know
It looks simple
Ey, ey, An Ziyan, there's a car over there
Just avoid it!
I... That.... The brake, the brake.......
Get out
Are you blind? Do you know how to drive?
There's a scratch here, see?
Sorry, I'm still learning
On the main road?
Enough?
Next time be more careful, got it?
I'm so sorry....
Yo, Maiding, you look happy
Go back early?
Haizz, there is no wifi in my house
Everyday I had to go to the internet shop, my skin is darker now, don't you see?
I'd rather stay here
Stop disgusting me
Get ready, your An Ziyan is looking for you
Seems like someone is jealous with my happiness
I'm not that desperated. You stupid gay!
Say it again?
Eh! Sorry dude
Hey, you donkey
Eh! You're here
I made some food for us. Let's eat!
Not hungry
Ay, what are you doing?
SMS with my hubby, everyday I text and ask him if he loves me or not
If he doesn't reply, I'll keep asking 'till he answers
Haizz, you are so lucky!
When we started dating, my hubby usually told me that he loved me too
Now it seems like he doesn't even wanna talk about it
Sometimes I wonder if he still loves me or not
I don't think men can truly love somebody without telling that person about it
How'd you know?
Why not if you really love that person?
If he can't, then obviously he doesn't care about you enough
just like when I see An Ziyan, all I wanna say is "I like you"
I only want him to know that
Don't you have your hubby?
That's another story.
How can you not fall for someone like An Ziyan?
I know I have no chance with him in real life, only in my fantasy
But I heard that he's already had a girlfriend
It would be really great if An Ziyan loved me. He is such a cool guy!
Hey, what are you doing?
Ah.... are you Bai Xiaosi? im Maiding
It's you. What's wrong?
I just wanna know if An Ziyan did say he loved you before?
Of course, An Ziyan is such a romantic one!
He always said that when he was with me
He kept saying that till my face got flushed, how embarassing!
He usually held me tight and told me that he loved me
I was so so happy at that time
Uhm.... It's enough! thanks
An Ziyan
I have a question
Do you love me?
Why are you laughing? I'm serious here
What kind of stupid question is that?
Is it difficult for you to say that with a man?
No
You liar! You could say that to Bai Xiaosi
When you guys were together, you treated her very sweet and gentle
How about me?
just because I'm a guy
so you think I don't deserve to be treated that gentle?
Everyone say
that if you love someone,
you will say it out
But right now, I really can't feel it
Bai Xiaosi?
I just wanna feel your love to me
Not to Bai Xiaosi
Hey, come back here
Bai Xiaosi, what did you talk to him?
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
Get closer to the wall
(I love you)
It's me
No locking, come in
Not finished yet?
Hey, An Ziyan
You have no closed friend, right?
It's understandable for an unsociable guy like you to have no friends
But why I'm so friendly like this
still no one wants to be friend with me?
Maybe God doesn't like me
You don't need to have friends
Only me is enough
Hey, my clothes are wet
What's this?
What do you want for lunch?
It's up to you
Last time I came here I saw a market nearby
How about we're going now?
I'll make lunch for you
Why me?
Why not?
You have problem with that?
Come on, it'd be safer if you come with me
Why would it be safer?
You slept with me and now you wanna run off?
So troubling
Let's go, go go...
An Ziyan, your phone is ringing
Answer then
Hello?
Hi, An Ziyan
Your mom asked me to send you some things
I'm coming to your house right now.
Just a few more minutes ok?
Later I still have to come to the hospital for the prenatal visit
See you then
I...
Your pregnant aunt called, she said your mom sent you something. She's coming now
Shoud I leave?
Why?
Are you stupid?
Old people are usually outdated,
if they ask about our relationship
what should I say?
Their thinking is very conservative
You think your thinking is not?
Open the door
An Ziyan
Eh, who are you?
Ziyan, who is that?
Him?
uh
He is my...
I'm his housekeeper
What?
Housekeeper?
Wow, your belly is that big.
How many months pregnant are you?
What's wrong with your head, you four-eyed nerd
Where did you find this housekeeper?
You stupid!
An Ziyan
Be careful!
Your mom wanted me to sent you this.
We're leaving now
Today your aunt here goes with me to the hospital for the check up too
Ok. Take care, auntie
Uh, bye bye
You go first, I have something to tell him
I'll walk you out
Ziyan ah...
I know this kind of housekeeper is cheaper
but it's the quality that is more important
Wise men said: You get what you pay for
If you wanna have a housekeeper, just tell me
I know a company that provide only professional housekeepers, isn't it better?
Auntie
I really appreciate your suggestion
Auntie Hong is waiting for you
You shouldn't let her wait
About him?
He's already mine.
Cannot return.
Yours?
Don't understand what you are saying
I'm leaving now.
Still no idea what kind of housekeeper is this...
Take care, auntie
Why are you laughing?
Was it funny?
Sit down
This one?
This one then?
How about this?
This? Ok, this film
If you wanna sleep, then go back to bed
I'm not sleeping
I'm watching the movie now
Why did you steal a kiss from me?
I didn't, I'm watching TV right now
An Ziyan, get up, someone is knocking on the door
Then open it up yourself
Zyan, still sleeping?
Where is Xiaosi?
Xiaosi? She is history
I'm Zhou Ge. This is my girlfriend, Ellen.
I'm Maiding
He is...
You have to ask?
So normal, not suitable with your taste
Can you guys not saying those kind of stuff in front of me?
Quite bitchy too
Hey, hey, where are you going?
Take a bath
And just leave me here with those two?
Did we say anything wrong?
Xiao Ge, my heart is broken
Let me heal it then
Hey, joking like that one more time I'll kick your ass out
Is that her?
So good....
Can you show me one more clip of her?
No no, it's enough
Get out of my way
I'm bored. What are you doing?
Writing the report
Why now?
Deadline is tomorrow. Don't you have to submit it too?
Damn it!
I forgot
I'll go and get my paper too
Wanna see the clip?
It's ok, he is not interested
Eh, you are looking for something?
My paper
See you guys like this, I have to say something
Classmates, we are all students now
Can you do anything more responsible?
Keep watching this is not good. You should do something else better
For example: travelling, going to the library,
studying in group.... right?
Just go away, you troublesome
Fuck off
Haizz, Li Ming is watching porn again in his room
It's normal for a guy to watch porn
What do you mean?I haven't watched any porn yet
still my life is very good
Really? Don't lie to me
What the hell? Why should I lie to you?
I can live healthy by only masturbating
Your techniques in bed are really good
It means in the past you watched porn a lot, right?
Didn't you feel good too?
What did you write in the report? Can I see it?
No
Why so mean? Just copy a little
It won't cause any harm
It's not right
Not right? Aren't we a couple now?
Don't use that as an excuse
Excuse what? It's true that we are a cute couple, isn't it?
Unless...
Unless what?
I won't spend another month doing the house chores for you
Wearing sexy uniforms with tights like girls is obviously impossible
Singing. Sing a song for me then
Sing a song?
Are you kidding me?
I like Chinese songs, you only listen to English songs
Our style is totally different
Just let me copy your report
You really need to do this?
I sing then you will let me take it?
Ok, no problem
Don't look at me, it makes me nervous
Maisu, B-BOX.
ARE YOU READY come on, it's SHOW TIME BABY
Here are all the luggages I carry....
It's wrong, so wrong... I'll sing another one
The white horse... $%&/()€@ T.T
Take it
I already said that I can't sing
Yeah, you can't
Can you give me some real comfort?
Ok, you definitely can't sing
Hey An Ziyan
Huh?
Christmas is coming
I want my present to be all the good-qualified sci-fi DVDs from the past to now
I am not Santa Claus
Can't you prepare something for me this time?
No, I have to go home on Christmas
Can you stay with me?
no
You really cannot stay here with me?
I'm busy
I still neither have found
nor have reached to it
Christmas is the most favorite time of mine
The atmosphere is already there so you don't have to prepare much
I can feel the whole warmful feeling just by hearing its name
It's just sad that An Ziyan could not be here with me
Your smiling eyes are looking on the other side of the bridge
but still I can't reach it
When you are with me
it feels like a slight breath of wind is coming
This missing feeling tastes like a bitter pill that I can't swallow
Every minute every second
I could neither find nor reach it
The bright future that you've always said
I want nothing, don't you understand that?
I only need you by my side
I want to see, I have to find them
All sweet loves that you once told me
I will lean on those memories and protect them carefully
Won't let go even the smallest one, hope you can understand that....
Looking for me?
Am I imagining now?
You stupid fool
You really came back?
What is that smell? Did you just eat something?
Go home and get your clothes change
Ok, let's go and celebrate our Christmas together
Here, your Chritsmas present
What's this? Wang ba (a turtle/asshole)?
Wang ba? This is a black turtle lamp
Put your stupid lamp somewhere else, it hurts my eyes
You are so cold-hearted
They are all the same
Go to my room and get the laptop
Why me? I'm not your servant
you're going or not?
Stop pretending, you are definitely my Santa Claus
Do you think it's funny if I am old and fat like him?
Then you are Doraemon
Make dinner now, stop saying nonsense things
I can't help myself, so emotional here
This is the best Christmas present I have ever had
So you didn't stay with your family on Chritsmas day?
Am I being too selfish?
We are in a relationship now, yet still I am so greedy like this
I will give you anything you want
including me
and everything I have
what do you want now?
I still have dinner to make, remember?
Hey, eh, what're you doing?
Enjoying my Chritsmas present
What are you guys doing?
I'll give you one minute, put all your clothes on
Who is she?
My sister
Your sister?
Not good at all, I'm leaving
Wanna run? Not that easy
Hey, don't you have anything to explain?
Explain what? You saw it all
He is a man
Of course I know he is a man
I don't know what trick you play to seduce him
Don't even think you can touch your hand in our money
I don't care how you judge me
just don't insult my feelings
Bullshit, what kind of fucking feeling can two guys have for each other?
Don't make me angry
You got angry with me just because of this little bastard
I am your big sister, who the hell is he?
Yelling again
Stop overreacting, go home
Don't you afraid I am going to tell mom and dad?
Then save my time
you...
It's late, I'm taking you home
I'll never let you be with my brother
Wait for me
You came back?
Waited long?
We still haven't had dinner
I'll cook something for you
there are things that you shouldn't remember
I know, I didn't get angry with your sister
I'm a man, I don't mind what she said
I just worry that she may try to separate us
She doesn't have the guts
Now go cooking something
Get up, you're late
Don't hurry me
I had a wet dream last night, now I feel very sleepy
Can you check attendance for me? I'm not going today
Whatever, but get up now, your breakfast is here
What's wrong?
Nothing, everything is fine
Don't lie to me, Maiding
My eyes are very special, you know?
They can see through all the lies you are saying
When I was at An Ziyan's house,
his sister came
She found out about us
I could feel her hate towards me very clearly
I don't know how to face her later on
I only know that I feel very tiresome now
That's it!
So what? You feel frustrated already?
You should know that when you choose this love
in the future there will be more people who will try to separate you guys, not only her
No matter whose side that person comes from
if you think you can't handle it then you guys...
should break up for good
Love is bittersweet.
You can't just taste all the sweetness without experiencing bitter flavor
Such easy things like that do not exist in this real world. Grow up dude!
I understood
Ok
I'm heading to the class. Get up know. I'm going first
Go, go, go away. I'll be there later
No more lazy, get out of bed!
All right, I'll be there soon. Go ahead!